Kittens in a Blender is a fast-paced, darkly humorous card game where players race to save their own kittens while blending others. With color-coded litters and tactical play, players use movement and sabotage cards to shift kittens between the box (safe), counter (neutral), and blender (danger). Easy to learn and quick to play, its perfect for 24 players (expandable to 6) aged 8 and up. The game fosters strategic thinking, planning ahead, and probability assessment in a playful format, helping kids and adults alike strengthen decision-making skills while having a hilariously chaotic time.