“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons ” – T. S. EliotMove over, tea, your petticoat needs fluffing. Enter the bold and bitter beverage of the people – spread from Ethiopian goat herders to Ottoman warriors to Arab mystics to Italian factory workers to American revolutionaries to you and me, all of the less-fussy half of the world united in appreciation of the humble cup of Joe. You can keep your doilies, pal, Im good with my paper cup of a drink so simple and easy to prepare, that every diner in the country can manage to make the “worlds best coffee! OK, we get it. Coffee is awesome. But what about this coffee spoons as a measurement of time business, Mr.