The Girl the Penguin the Home-Schooling and the Gin By Guy Adams & The Woman the Mink the Cod and the Donkey By Margerie Swash 2 Books Collection Set:

The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the Gin:
‘It’s alright,’ said the Penguin, in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don’t. ‘This is the only book you’ll ever need to find complete happiness. ‘Because it’s been a bit of a trying time, hasn’t it? You now know that your five-year-old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do ‘going out’.

The Woman, the Mink, the Cod and the Donkey:
The woman is embarking on an important journey. She does not know her destination, but she knows what she’ll find when she gets there: an open pub. It has been a long time since she has been in one due to a strange, sad region of yester-year called ‘Lockdown’. On her travels she bumps into the mink, the cod and a donkey who inexplicably resembles Donald Trump, and together they discuss their most valued life lessons, such as the value of travel insurance, and why it’s always important to wear breathable pants.